The Peshawar Package Tour is a satirical, episodic novel about battleground Afghanistan starting with the bloody Herat Province uprising against compulsory coeducation in 1979 and ending with the tragically botched American exit from Kabul in 2021. The underlying theme is the historic and constant resistance to women’s rights by the fundamentalist Pashtun leaders promoted by Pakistan and, during the Soviet occupation, funded with billions of dollars in American and Saudi money. Initially ignored by American journalists caught up in the romance of the turbaned underdogs and intentionally stoked by American intelligence agencies in its proxy war against the Soviet Union. This critical mistake produced disastrous results for everyone involved, but mainly for Afghan women. Despite the tragically serious subject, the novel maintains a light tone (think Voltaire’s Candide; G.M Fraser’s Flashman and Waugh’s Scoop) through the exploits of its reluctant hero, Daily Explosion reporter Temple, and a recurring cast of hapless hacks including “Wrong Way” Whitmire, “Turtle” Cleghorne and “Major” Roberts who evoke an era when most foreign correspondents were monolingual, hard-drinking men who like to think of themselves as “cowboys.” The truth was usually the first casualty. (WORK IN PROGRESS. ESTIMATED LENGTH 50,000 WORDS)